The original gods were created to explain the irrational fear of darkness and warn children from wandering too far from the illuminating flame of the family hearth.
Intelligent children have always challenged the notion and went in search of the gods, only to return filled with knowledge and thus having no further need of them.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Douglas Georgia Kmart + Kmart Customer Service (866-KMART-4-U) + Shop Your Way Rewards = Worst shopping experience of my entire life
An open letter to Kmart executive management:
21 May 2013
Today, I've experienced the worst shopping experience of my life, and I experienced incompetence at every level of Kmart Customer Service beginning at the 866-KMART-4-U number and on to the Shop Your Way Rewards department (or separate company, whichever it is depending on whom you ask). At each occurrence, I was humiliated, and then when I tried to ask questions that were not part of their scripted dialog, they would talk over me, speak rudely when I challenged a point they were making, and when frustrated that I wouldn't simply hang up and be gone, they would hang up instead.
Wow! I'm still sitting here after getting transferred a second time from the 866-KMART-4-U number to SYWR and got Carla (or Karla, when I asked she told me that it was irrelevant). Each time I asked her a question, she would go on a lengthy explanation, which at no point addressed the question I was asking, and wouldn't let me talk until I finally had to ASK if it was OK if I asked a question. Then when I started to speak, she cut me off again. She was curt, rude, and snobby.
Carla alone was reason enough never to set foot in a Kmart again! And she was only one of the 8 people - 4 at the store and 4 on 2 separate calls to 866-KMART-4-U and follow-on transfers to SYWR - I had to deal with to buy 2 pairs of shorts, 2 pairs of pants, 1 pair of canvas shoes, and 4 tops.
I've bought houses with less frustration or stress. How do you justify this? I'm still not just in shock, but I'm shaking from the experience of dealing with your company!
I'd like to start here and delineate how my Kmart Day went. Pardon if I skip something, I'm still in shock from the rudeness and wholesale incompetence I experienced.
About 9am, give or take, I checked my email and had an email from Shop Your Way Rewards to load coupons onto my SYWR card. I loaded 4 onto it, although "Carla" denied that I had loaded but 1. If only 1 loaded, there's a problem with your website as big as the problem with your people. I'm not a technological novice.
About 10:30am, I got my Mom and we drove the 20 miles to the Douglas, Georgia, Kmart (Store 3946). We stopped and I checked for an electric scooter, but there were none. We didn't bring hers because there's no good way for us to transport it, not usually having to since most places we shop have plenty. So, we left and ate lunch at Wendy's, stopped at Walmart (and I think maybe we should have stopped shopping right there), but then went back to Kmart and found an electric scooter.
Mom went to the Women's plus-size department and I went to the Men's department in order to get a couple pairs of slip-on Men's shorts, something I've been buying at Kmart for several years, but I think today's complete debacle was the last time for that. When I went back to the Women's department, a Kmart clerk was helping Mom find slacks in her size. She was very nice, and I thanked her, then relieved her so that she could go back to her other work. She was wonderful and I unfortunately didn't get a chance to see her name tag.
Mom and I found 2 pairs of slacks for her, then went through and found 2 tops. I mentioned to her that the slip-on canvas shoes she liked were on sale, so we went back, found a pair for her, then she motored up the central aisle and we found a couple more tops for her, 1 of which was a $.99 clearance sweater for Fall. She and I were both happy and thought we had found some bargains, and I knew that I had loaded some coupons for apparel onto her Shop Your Way Rewards card. That was the last happy thought I had today.
We got to the register and the cashier, Brittany began checking us out. Mom wanted to pay for it all, and I said OK, so Brittany rang it all as one transaction. I swiped my SYWR card, and then we looked to see how much it would take off the transaction with the coupons. I asked how it was that I could choose which reward to use, and Brittany didn't know, so she asked another clerk, who also didn't know. I asked how it was normally done and they both replied that they weren't even aware that you could load coupons onto your card, that you had to bring in the yard of receipts you get from past transactions so that they could be scanned to get rewards and discounts. I said that I had gotten the SYWR email this morning and had loaded coupons onto my card. That was news to them, so they called over a third clerk who also was surprised to hear that you could load coupons onto your SYWR card. None of the three knew how, or even if you could, to pick the right coupon unless you brought in the paper version, so they called a FOURTH person over who had just come into the store. Same story, she didn't know either.
Let me point out that every one of those women were polite, helpful, wanted to make sure we got the full rewards, and seemed curious as to how to do it so they'd know in the future. I don't think that any of them had ever been trained on these features or they would have known how to help.
At any rate, they tried to get the store manager to come to the front, but they were told that he was on a conference call and couldn't be bothered. Next, they tried to get another gentleman whose name I've forgotten, but he was unavailable, also. So, I suggested that we cancel the current transaction, which would only allow a $5 reward - although I knew that I'd loaded a $10 reward onto the card - and re-ring it as 2 separate transactions to see if it would allow the right coupon on one or the other. We tried, rerang one which came to $31.50 - and I believe that one pair of these slacks failed to ring at the sale price but each time I have tried to bring that to the attention of the customer service people at 866-KMART-4-U, they just talk over me and then tell me to go back to the store, although at Customer Service in the store, they told me to call the 866-KMART-4-U number for the correction. Hmmm. Yeah, nothing seems shady about that at all, does it?
So, no coupon was used on the first transaction, or maybe it was, but who would know because 866-KMART-4-U and SYWR information either shows different information than is shown on the customers' actual receipts, or...who knows, but they made it very clear that I was an idiot, but somehow simultaneously made THEM feel stupid and I was apparently belittling them by daring to ask clarifying questions. And here I thought that I was doing the right thing so that I could better understand what they were saying. Apparently asking clarifying questions is deemed rude and hostile by your customer service people, partly because it takes more than the 15 seconds they're allowed on a call, or some such. I couldn't understand what she was trying to tell me about time limit on a call. You should probably include that bit of information on the hold so that a person will know that he'll have to make multiple calls to get various questions answered due to the time limit. That's a first for me. And I'm STILL shaking from the incident.
Back to the store. I apologize if I'm a bit jangled at the moment, but that's where my nerves are right now.
So, we tried a second transaction and all it allowed was for me to use a $5 off footwear coupon (coupon 467 says the receipt, but don't mention that to either 866-KMART-4-U or SYWR as it will confuse them. And don't dare be offended when they cut you off for the 50th time when you're trying to ask a question because they'll just hang up), but it still wouldn't allow me to use the $10 coupon.
After 20 or so minutes at the register, I said that we'd just go with what we had and I'd call someone to sort it out. I would have waited for the store manager, but apparently he was still unavailable on a conference call and the customer service lady at the store told me that I had to call 866-KMART-4-U because she couldn't give me the District Manager's phone number. I thanked her, and we left.
I thought the worst was over, but it was yet to come.
We got home, I gave our rescue animals their lunch snacks, then sat down to call 866-KMART-4-U.
The first lady was very polite, helpful, friendly, but unable to do anything, she said. So, she tried doing a conference call with SYWR, but couldn't, so she had to transfer me without prelude. Ergo, I had to repeat the entire conversation I'd had with the first lady to the second lady, and she was brusque - and that's being as polite as I can be - at best, and rude in the main. Note: You might have the various departments of your company get on the same sheet of music so that a customer doesn't have to go through this. It's beyond frustrating, especially when the person with whom you're speaking demands you provide a list of identifying information even though you've already done that at the last telephone stop.
By this point, I'm getting a bit frustrated that I can't get a word in edgewise. And if I politely waited for her to finish her spiel, she would just cut me off before I could ask clarifying questions about her last statement before plunging ahead on the ASSUMPTION that I was in agreement with her, which I most certainly was not. Then, off a page surely taken from a Hollywood thriller, she goes completely sideways on me for "challenging" her authority. That was too much. I don't know who you hire in your customer service department, but I'm pretty sure none of them are royalty. But she certainly seems to think that she is, and like most of them with the exception of "Carla", she says her name so fast that I couldn't get it. Wow, I'm still speechless, but I wasn't at that moment. She hung up, and so did I.
But, the problem hadn't been rectified, only exacerbated by the demands of your staff that a person accept what they're being told without challenging the speaker in any way. That's so egregiously wrongheaded that I can't even wrap my mind around it. I have never in my life been so humiliated by a "customer service" person as I have been by your staff who seem to think that they're above having to explain why without question.
But it wasn't over. I had to call back, get yet another customer service rep who, wholly unlike the first, took me through a litany of identifying questions. The very first one only asked my phone number, but she was also the only polite one, too. At any rate, this one looked up the transaction and, like the last one, found that they didn't have access to transactions just made in the stores. I'd think that it would be important, and frustration reducing, to alert customers who ask for a number to call to tell them that calling the same day as the transaction won't do any good since customer service can't help them that day since they can't see the day's transactions. Either that or tell your people not to tell people otherwise, since I'm in no way convinced that I've received truthful answers at any point, today.
This woman also had to transfer me to SYWR, but unlike the first one, was on the line when they answered. This is when I got "Carla". Wow! She's something else. I had asked for a manager, since I was already tired of playing Ring-Around-The-Kmart from cashier to customer service desk to 866-KMART-4-U to SYWR, and now, apparently, back to the store to have the price in error corrected. Or so says "Carla". Regardless, the first person on this round didn't tell me when they came back on after about a 10 minute hold that I was not speaking to a manager, but to a SYWR clerk. This would be "Carla", who before I can even type into my notes who she is, goes off on a tangent about how the "wrong coupon was entered". Now, let me stop here for a second and let's go back to the store. During the 3 transactions - 1 voided and rerung as 2 - at no point could I or the store staff - at least as far as they knew - decide which coupon was entered. I could see their screen just as well as they could, and I could also see the customer entry keypad which they could not. Nothing. Nada. Zip. No way to choose which reward or coupon to use, so I don't know where "Carla" got her disinformation. Frankly, and I'm seeing that this seems to be the case at every level with Kmart, I think she just made it up, just like the others seemed to do in order to get one customer off the phone and go to another one. Unbelievable.
So, after that humiliation with "Carla", who, when I asked her if it was spelled with a C or a K, was told, "That's irrelevant!", before she angrily went back to her rant, and it was nothing short of a rant. She claimed be on a landline, but I suspect that she was on a VOIP line because I could only understand about 1 out of every 3 words. When I said that to her, she angrily, brusquely reiterated what she had said, and with the same effect, so once again, I had to ask her to repeat herself. By this time, she's practically shouting at me and I was sitting back in my chair with the phone held at least a foot away from my head to keep her from hurting my ears. She said that she applied another $5 to the transaction that I had gotten $5 off on already (clearly insinuating that whatever the problem was, it was MY fault), then angrily concluded the call and hung up.
I sat there with the phone in my hand for a full five minutes before I realized that it was making that weird noise that it makes when it's off the hook, so I hung up.
I have never in my 55 years been so humiliated, confused, pushed aside, and simply trodden on by anyone at any business or other organization than I have by Kmart today.
My mother has trouble finding clothes in her size in Douglas, so she shops at Kmart when I'm available to take her. Or I should say, did. She was just as embarrassed in the store as I was since it seemed that half the store staff had to leave their jobs to come try to solve our problem, a problem which should never have existed. And it's not just the store staff who don't know that you can load coupons onto your SYWR card, neither of the first 2 women on the first call knew it either, and the woman at SYWR stopped just short of calling me a liar when I reiterated it. I even read her the URL from the SYWR website that I was on at that very moment on my laptop. She didn't believe me.
It seems to me that each of your divisions is adversarial towards all the others, and doubly so towards customers. We're supposed to accept what we're told, shut up, get off the phone, and don't bother them. Store managers can't be bothered. Customer service points to a printed number behind their counter and off you go! Customer service at 866-KMART-4-U doesn't have information available to them to help, and SYWR can't be bothered to help you understand the receipt you have and what you're seeing on it despite the fact that it's clearly different than the information they have available. Someone might want to point that out to them, they seem wholly caught off guard by it, and stop barely before calling you a liar if you say it. No two of your units seems to WANT to work together, unless there's a customer involved, and then it's All For One, And One Against The Customer!
I guess this is the new Kmart. I'm in total and complete shock that you're even in business today, after this day's debacle in your store, and with your "customer service" people. The back-and-forth that I had to go through no one should have to go through.
Unbelievable.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Whack-A-Mole, GOP-style (Cue Psy...two, three, four!)
I said before and I'll say again that the GOP ran 2 weak candidates in 2008 and 2012 against Obama: John McCain and Mitt Romney.
They knew, like the rest of us suspected, that the economy was headed down the toilet and they wanted to be able to use a Democrat as the scapegoat for 8 years of Enrich The Rich economics which tanked the economy. They probably guessed back in 2008 that Obama, if he won, would be a one-term President, not guessing that he had a chance at a second term. But when the economy hadn't recovered by 2012, they doubled down and ran a second weak candidate, Romney, figuring that as long as they had an intransigent Congress which would stop most Obama initiatives, as it has, they would be in good shape to take over the Oval Office again in 2016 when the economy was back on its feet. But, they underestimated the depth of the recession and now they're running scared for 2016, so they're at Defcon 1 with anything at all they think they can turn to their advantage.
But, their own man, former SecDef Robert Gates, unwilling to lie, put the kibosh on that end run on Sunday, as far as the non-partisan public is concerned. So, it's back to North Korea-like hypervigilance hoping for new scandals to arise.
It's like the GOP is playing Whack-A-Hillary, using the oversized, comic mallet of Conservative Doom to obliterate-then-defecate any hint of success that might, in an alternate universe with idiocy aforethought, be construed as shining a positive light on Democrat-leaning news, especially as it applies to former Secretary of State Clinton.
Watergate none of this is, but someone in the GOP must be channeling Richard Nixon.
They knew, like the rest of us suspected, that the economy was headed down the toilet and they wanted to be able to use a Democrat as the scapegoat for 8 years of Enrich The Rich economics which tanked the economy. They probably guessed back in 2008 that Obama, if he won, would be a one-term President, not guessing that he had a chance at a second term. But when the economy hadn't recovered by 2012, they doubled down and ran a second weak candidate, Romney, figuring that as long as they had an intransigent Congress which would stop most Obama initiatives, as it has, they would be in good shape to take over the Oval Office again in 2016 when the economy was back on its feet. But, they underestimated the depth of the recession and now they're running scared for 2016, so they're at Defcon 1 with anything at all they think they can turn to their advantage.
But, their own man, former SecDef Robert Gates, unwilling to lie, put the kibosh on that end run on Sunday, as far as the non-partisan public is concerned. So, it's back to North Korea-like hypervigilance hoping for new scandals to arise.
It's like the GOP is playing Whack-A-Hillary, using the oversized, comic mallet of Conservative Doom to obliterate-then-defecate any hint of success that might, in an alternate universe with idiocy aforethought, be construed as shining a positive light on Democrat-leaning news, especially as it applies to former Secretary of State Clinton.
Watergate none of this is, but someone in the GOP must be channeling Richard Nixon.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Same Shit...well...Same Shit
Response to yet another excellent ThinkProgress.com article found here
The people ultimately behind sequestration are guilty of hypocrisy, greed, and treason. A republic's economy is wholly unlike a family's budget. A family can cut their way out of debt, but a nation can not. When an economy is depressed and the government cuts its budget, money stops flowing. The problem isn't a lack of money, it's the lack of movement of money. Government should monitor but generally stay out of the way of a healthy economy, but just like a doctor giving you an annual physical then getting out of your way when you're healthy, he must step in and do something when you're sick, and cutting the medications that have kept you healthy isn't the way to do it.
When an economy is sick, it takes the government to make money available at no or low interest in order to get the blood - money in this case - flowing again. Failing to do so would be like a doctor stepping back away from a patient when the patient goes into cardiac arrest and saying, "Hmmm. Maybe it will fix itself". Or likely not.
Sequestration is a failure of our government to take the shock paddles of money flow and zapping the heart of our republic back into health. Like a sick patient, the worse the recession, the longer it takes to get back to healthy, but pulling the plug will kill the patient, just like sequestration will kill our republic.
The BRICs - Brazil, Russia, India, and China - are breathing down our necks as it is. Now Congress has essentially said, "Come on, guys! You can overtake us! And we're here to help!" Cutting scientific funding is analogous to failure to fuel your car before a long trip. Yep, you'll have more money in your pocket...when you're on the side of the road out of gas watching others who planned ahead go flying past you.
The people ultimately behind sequestration are guilty of hypocrisy, greed, and treason. A republic's economy is wholly unlike a family's budget. A family can cut their way out of debt, but a nation can not. When an economy is depressed and the government cuts its budget, money stops flowing. The problem isn't a lack of money, it's the lack of movement of money. Government should monitor but generally stay out of the way of a healthy economy, but just like a doctor giving you an annual physical then getting out of your way when you're healthy, he must step in and do something when you're sick, and cutting the medications that have kept you healthy isn't the way to do it.
When an economy is sick, it takes the government to make money available at no or low interest in order to get the blood - money in this case - flowing again. Failing to do so would be like a doctor stepping back away from a patient when the patient goes into cardiac arrest and saying, "Hmmm. Maybe it will fix itself". Or likely not.
Sequestration is a failure of our government to take the shock paddles of money flow and zapping the heart of our republic back into health. Like a sick patient, the worse the recession, the longer it takes to get back to healthy, but pulling the plug will kill the patient, just like sequestration will kill our republic.
The BRICs - Brazil, Russia, India, and China - are breathing down our necks as it is. Now Congress has essentially said, "Come on, guys! You can overtake us! And we're here to help!" Cutting scientific funding is analogous to failure to fuel your car before a long trip. Yep, you'll have more money in your pocket...when you're on the side of the road out of gas watching others who planned ahead go flying past you.
Sequestration, Greed, Hypocrisy, and Treason
This is a response to an excellent article found on ThinkProgress.com about the effects that are already happening under sequestration. The article can be found at the link here.
Don't think for a second that this result of sequestration is accidental or "collateral damage". The religiots and their fellow ignoratti in Congress knew that this would happen, and they desired it. Cutting research funding, that is to say funding for pure science, plays right into their hands in their push for religious dominance and in the ability to show their voters that they hold the upper hand in the battle against science. But it's the very voters who put these traitors in office that stand the most to lose.
Remember, there's a cycle that must occur before new technologies come to market: Pure science > applied science > engineering.
Before a product can be engineered and manufactured, scientists whose job it is to find applications for newly discovered materials or processes must take the results of pure science and study them, then create and test ways to use them. BUT before that can happen, researchers - pure scientists - must study new fields of science or push the bounds on existing fields in order to discover new materials and new processes never before encountered. That means that the raw, bleeding edge must always be out front expanding our base of knowledge. Sometimes, that research yields nothing, just like going into a jungle or rain forest somewhere to look for new sources of drugs might yield a treasure trove, or it might come up dry, but either way, you won't know until you go there. Exploration is essential not only to expand the knowledge base of science, but it is the fuel that powers the engines of our economy.
The US has lead the way in many or most fields of scientific exploration due to programs like NASA and ARPA, but since the Large Hadron Collider at CERN came online, we've taken a back seat to others in the field of physics who will now lead because some people think that research funding is wasted. They don't understand that studying monkeys for something seemingly arcane might result in a breakthrough in medicine or psychology, or something else that they would consider unrelated. They're told, and they believe, that the LHC and it's smaller cousin in Chicago, the Tevatron at Fermilab, have no value and are black holes for funding dollars. They will believe people who say we didn't go to the moon, but they line up for chemotherapy, MRIs, and use velcro, microwave ovens, cellular phones, and thousands of other technologies that have come from research into pure science.
But here's how you know that it's greed and ignorance playing out, and not reason: When they get hurt, do they call for a priest, or do they call for someone who will use medical science to rescue them?
The ultimate forms of treason and hypocrisy are failing to support funding for the science that will move humanity forward in the times of our children and grandchildren, and the use of the technologies whose research was paid for by our parents and grandparents when they simultaneously deny the funding that will benefit future generations.
The ultrawealthy will be able to afford new medicines, and take advantage of technologies that they themselves fund, and which will be denied to those not themselves wealthy. The rest of us will go without because some among us refuse to pay their part of funding for the future.
Greed. Hypocrisy. Treason.
The BRIC nations, Brazil, Russia, India, and China, are breathing down our necks and each wants to be the world's next superpower. If we stop funding, we stop leading. If we stop leading, we kill our economic engine, and that's just stupid.
Don't think for a second that this result of sequestration is accidental or "collateral damage". The religiots and their fellow ignoratti in Congress knew that this would happen, and they desired it. Cutting research funding, that is to say funding for pure science, plays right into their hands in their push for religious dominance and in the ability to show their voters that they hold the upper hand in the battle against science. But it's the very voters who put these traitors in office that stand the most to lose.
Remember, there's a cycle that must occur before new technologies come to market: Pure science > applied science > engineering.
Before a product can be engineered and manufactured, scientists whose job it is to find applications for newly discovered materials or processes must take the results of pure science and study them, then create and test ways to use them. BUT before that can happen, researchers - pure scientists - must study new fields of science or push the bounds on existing fields in order to discover new materials and new processes never before encountered. That means that the raw, bleeding edge must always be out front expanding our base of knowledge. Sometimes, that research yields nothing, just like going into a jungle or rain forest somewhere to look for new sources of drugs might yield a treasure trove, or it might come up dry, but either way, you won't know until you go there. Exploration is essential not only to expand the knowledge base of science, but it is the fuel that powers the engines of our economy.
The US has lead the way in many or most fields of scientific exploration due to programs like NASA and ARPA, but since the Large Hadron Collider at CERN came online, we've taken a back seat to others in the field of physics who will now lead because some people think that research funding is wasted. They don't understand that studying monkeys for something seemingly arcane might result in a breakthrough in medicine or psychology, or something else that they would consider unrelated. They're told, and they believe, that the LHC and it's smaller cousin in Chicago, the Tevatron at Fermilab, have no value and are black holes for funding dollars. They will believe people who say we didn't go to the moon, but they line up for chemotherapy, MRIs, and use velcro, microwave ovens, cellular phones, and thousands of other technologies that have come from research into pure science.
But here's how you know that it's greed and ignorance playing out, and not reason: When they get hurt, do they call for a priest, or do they call for someone who will use medical science to rescue them?
The ultimate forms of treason and hypocrisy are failing to support funding for the science that will move humanity forward in the times of our children and grandchildren, and the use of the technologies whose research was paid for by our parents and grandparents when they simultaneously deny the funding that will benefit future generations.
The ultrawealthy will be able to afford new medicines, and take advantage of technologies that they themselves fund, and which will be denied to those not themselves wealthy. The rest of us will go without because some among us refuse to pay their part of funding for the future.
Greed. Hypocrisy. Treason.
The BRIC nations, Brazil, Russia, India, and China, are breathing down our necks and each wants to be the world's next superpower. If we stop funding, we stop leading. If we stop leading, we kill our economic engine, and that's just stupid.
Monday, April 29, 2013
The Idiocy of Cutting Spending During a Recession
I've been trying to find a way to convey the idiocy of cutting government spending during a recession. I hope this helps.
First, it's important to understand the effects of a recession. The worst symptom of a recession is a lack of money. Does that mean that the money doesn't exist somewhere? No. It exists, it's just not in circulation, and if it's not in circulation, people can't get it either by earning or borrowing it. If people can't get money, they can't spend money, and since that money that they spend goes into the paychecks of the guy at the gas station, the lady at the grocery store, and the folks who build houses, then they also have no money. Now stretch that example out far enough, covering the thousands of types of jobs, and make it cover the entire country. That's recession; no flowing money.
So, let's use water as our example. Most cities have large tanks either up on big supports looking like some sort of steel monster (or painted to look like a piece of fruit), or set on top of a hill. For the purpose of this demonstration, they're not tanks, they're banks. Imagine that the water those tanks hold isn't water, it's money. Water mains carry water to users the same way that investors invest money in job creators - employers. The smaller pipes represent employers who channel the money to their employees in return for time and effort put in by the employees.
Our water flows like this: Tanks > Water Mains > Smaller Pipes > Users
Our money flows like this: Banks* > Investors* > Employers > Employees
*This order may be reversed and often is.
Here I am at home and one day, I turn on the tap, but nothing comes out. There's water in the tanks. There's water in the mains. There's water in the pipes. But I can't get the water to flow.
This is recession.
The banks have money. Investors have money. The "tanks" are full, there's "water" in the "mains", but the "water" - money - isn't flowing. Why?
Fear. Sometimes fear mixed with greed.
In order for me to cook, bathe, clean, to use for sanitation, and water my garden and flowers, I need water.
In order for me to eat, pay my mortgage or rent, pay for transportation, afford clothing, pay for the kids' necessities, I need money.
When water doesn't flow, we have a water shortage or drought.
When money doesn't flow, we have a money shortage or recession.
Money isn't flowing.
This is recession.
So, if the problem affecting being able to cook, bathe, clean, use for sanitation, and water my garden is a lack of water, or specifically, since we know there is water in the tank and in the mains, lack of movement of water, I need to get the water moving in order to fix the problem.
If the problem affecting being able to eat, pay my mortgage or rent, pay for transportation, afford clothing, pay for the kids' necessities is a lack of money, or specifically, since we know there is money in the bank and in the investors' pockets, lack of movement of money, I need to get the money flowing in order to fix the problem.
Here's the catch: Government can't make banks lend or investors spend or employers create jobs. Government can only make enough money available to them so that they feel safe enough - because there's an abundance of money - to let the money start flowing again and government does that by making more money available at very low interest rates to banks and investors who can then lend at low, but still profitable, interest rates to consumers - you and me.
Making enough water available so that the valves are opened on the tanks and mains gets the water flowing to our homes.
Making enough money available so that loans are opened at banks and by investors gets the money flowing to our wallets, and from there back into the system to kickstart the system and make it work again.
It's like using the shock paddles to resuscitate a person whose heart stops. It takes a bunch of new money - a shock - in the system to jolt it back to life. Only government has that much money, and that's why cutting back on spending during a recession only makes it worse, and never makes it better!
This is recession.
Friday, April 26, 2013
The Birds, They Are A-Bairning
I recently had 5 baby fledge from a coffee-canister nest in the rafters of my barn and watched their parents lead them to the forest behind the house. Now I have a nest of - they're above the door post so I can't look in to count them but there's at least 3 and I think 4 - on my front stoop and a nest of in my rose garden with at least 3 eggs. I have in the privet hedge, the holly tree, the Scotch Pine, and in one of my loquat trees. They never fail to show up and nest. The Wrens usually make a nest on the back porch and my big pig, Spig, watches them curiously. It really is amazing to watch. The Wrens will come down and peck up pieces of her dried-on food right off her lips, nose, and chin. She doesn't move at all when they're feeding.
I have huge , taupe-colored lizards with bright crimson on the sides of their heads during breeding season, which is now. A few of the big males will get up to a foot and a half long. They eat mice, frogs, toads...and small children. ;) Old people here still call them 'scorpions' and think they have a poisonous bite. They don't, or I'd've been dead as a kid. There were few things that live in the Southeast I haven't been bitten by except poisonous snakes, black widows, or brown recluses. Everything else...pretty much. If it flips, flaps, flops, flutters, farts, or flies, it's sought me out for an educational biting. I could amass a Ph.D. in Bitology.
There are things I miss about living in the city, and that's what having a car with far too much horsepower is all about fixing when I'm feeling the need. But there's so much life here in Podunkia that most people drive right by or shut out of their homes and never see. Then, when it's gone, they'll shrug and move along. But, there will come a day when it's too late to turn back the clock, if that day hasn't come already. I hope it hasn't, and I hope we're smart enough to cherish and protect the things that make our only home - Mother Earth - home. A barren planet has no appeal to me but that I might bring life to it. I love our lush, verdant Mother, but I would share her carefully with others if it would stake a claim for humans on another rock, a backup plan in case ours gets involved in a galactic game of billiards.
Until then, birds are a-birding, bees are a-beeing, and I'm in my own little piece of Paradise.
I have huge , taupe-colored lizards with bright crimson on the sides of their heads during breeding season, which is now. A few of the big males will get up to a foot and a half long. They eat mice, frogs, toads...and small children. ;) Old people here still call them 'scorpions' and think they have a poisonous bite. They don't, or I'd've been dead as a kid. There were few things that live in the Southeast I haven't been bitten by except poisonous snakes, black widows, or brown recluses. Everything else...pretty much. If it flips, flaps, flops, flutters, farts, or flies, it's sought me out for an educational biting. I could amass a Ph.D. in Bitology.
There are things I miss about living in the city, and that's what having a car with far too much horsepower is all about fixing when I'm feeling the need. But there's so much life here in Podunkia that most people drive right by or shut out of their homes and never see. Then, when it's gone, they'll shrug and move along. But, there will come a day when it's too late to turn back the clock, if that day hasn't come already. I hope it hasn't, and I hope we're smart enough to cherish and protect the things that make our only home - Mother Earth - home. A barren planet has no appeal to me but that I might bring life to it. I love our lush, verdant Mother, but I would share her carefully with others if it would stake a claim for humans on another rock, a backup plan in case ours gets involved in a galactic game of billiards.
Until then, birds are a-birding, bees are a-beeing, and I'm in my own little piece of Paradise.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Where Is The Root Of Our American Evil? You Might As Well Ask, "Where's Waldo?"
The problem is far deeper than Congress vs the White House, Democrats vs Republicans, Left vs Right, or Liberal vs Conservative. Those are all labels invented to keep people at each others' throats and away from the people who actually run the world. If you're too absorbed in the fist fight going on in front of you, you'll be too distracted to notice the grand theft going on behind you. Until you get the pettiness out of politics - good luck with that - and get people to stop watching 'Hillbilly Sister Breeding' on TV, you'll never get them to stand united and up to the massive wealth being made by the Central banks, on securities so byzantine as to make derivatives look like crayon drawings, and to the fact that we've all been duped for...centuries.
The scheme is so broad, so well-meshed, and so pervasive that it looks real. And when the few people who pull up the edges and peer under it scream out what they've found, they're merely labeled nuts and it's right back to 'Cajun Wife Beating'.
You can't fix stupid.
So whom do you talk to? Contacting the media is like sending an email to the Vatican about pedophile priests: They already know because they're involved.
I applaud activism and I support activists' efforts, but the mainstream media isn't your friend in this matter, even the NYT.
More in tune with what it takes to turn the worm is someone like Matt Taibbi. You should read his work on RollingStone.com. His father is Mike Taibbi of NBC News, so journalism is in Matt's blood, but his politics run heavily independent, and that's the only place you'll find any sort of truth; neither of the 2 major parties has any desire to bite the hand that feeds them.
Keep up with Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont, too. Bernie is hell on wheels and he's a Democratic Socialist like me. You can always tell the knee-jerk crowd who react to "socialist" without further research. It amuses me greatly.
Change will come only when people realize that the only secure means of communicating is mouth-to-mouth and then only with those whom you know. The internet is like a giant bulletin board, regardless how secure the 'leets think they're being. I could tell you how I know...but then I'd have to kill you.
The scheme is so broad, so well-meshed, and so pervasive that it looks real. And when the few people who pull up the edges and peer under it scream out what they've found, they're merely labeled nuts and it's right back to 'Cajun Wife Beating'.
You can't fix stupid.
So whom do you talk to? Contacting the media is like sending an email to the Vatican about pedophile priests: They already know because they're involved.
I applaud activism and I support activists' efforts, but the mainstream media isn't your friend in this matter, even the NYT.
More in tune with what it takes to turn the worm is someone like Matt Taibbi. You should read his work on RollingStone.com. His father is Mike Taibbi of NBC News, so journalism is in Matt's blood, but his politics run heavily independent, and that's the only place you'll find any sort of truth; neither of the 2 major parties has any desire to bite the hand that feeds them.
Keep up with Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont, too. Bernie is hell on wheels and he's a Democratic Socialist like me. You can always tell the knee-jerk crowd who react to "socialist" without further research. It amuses me greatly.
Change will come only when people realize that the only secure means of communicating is mouth-to-mouth and then only with those whom you know. The internet is like a giant bulletin board, regardless how secure the 'leets think they're being. I could tell you how I know...but then I'd have to kill you.
From Wikipedia under 'Oligarchy': "Political theory - Further information: Iron law of oligarchy
"Robert Michels believed that any political system eventually evolves into an oligarchy. He called this the iron law of oligarchy. According to this school of thought, many modern democracies should be considered as oligarchies. In these systems, actual differences between viable political rivals are small, the oligarchic elite impose strict limits on what constitutes an acceptable and respectable political position, and politicians' careers depend heavily on unelected economic and media elites. Thus the popular phrase: there is only one political party, the incumbent party." (my italics)
"Robert Michels believed that any political system eventually evolves into an oligarchy. He called this the iron law of oligarchy. According to this school of thought, many modern democracies should be considered as oligarchies. In these systems, actual differences between viable political rivals are small, the oligarchic elite impose strict limits on what constitutes an acceptable and respectable political position, and politicians' careers depend heavily on unelected economic and media elites. Thus the popular phrase: there is only one political party, the incumbent party." (my italics)
Want to be different without falling off the hipster cliff? Be an independent or, hell, become a Democratic Socialist. Want to be a lemming? Do nothing.
"Believe you can or believe you can't; either way, you're right" - Henry Ford
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Breaking News: Hell Freezes Over!
We have breaking news from our friends over at The Weather Channel. Here's Jim Cantore live from...Hell...with news of a never-before-seen weather phenomenon there ! Go ahead, Jim!
Thanks, Brian. As you can see, I'm up to my little elf ass in ice and snow...
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Tomatoes, of all things! EZ as π
A thread on Google+ today got me thinking about tomatoes and I wanted to share my tomato growing technique.
I've tested this with everything from a 10-cent pack of hybrid wilt-free tomato seeds from the dollar store to several varieties of heirloom tomatoes and it never fails to make both a better plant and a better tomato flavor.
Start with good potting soil. I use generic stuff that costs $2.77 at Walmart or about the same price at Lowe's. "Wait", you're probably thinking, "I thought you said 'good potting soil'". I did.
I add hay which my 2 pet pigs, Shadow and Spig, have used as bedding and have broken down to short pieces. You can use grass clippings or even your own compost. Make sure to put some egg shells in the mix. Tomatoes need calcium and the tomato shells break down and help. It works. Try it. (If you don't have a compost bin, take a bucket or pail and put your veggie peels, egg shells, coffee and tea grounds - anything but animal products - into it and stir it every few days. You'll probably want to keep it outside. Even if it's not composted, feel free to put a cupful or two around your plants and gently mix it with the soil. It'll compost to some degree right there and it's increases the tilth of your soil so much.)
Next is variety. Yep, I said that it makes even cheap dollar store seeds produce better tomatoes, and that's true. They're better than grocery store tomatoes, but what isn't? OK, they're even better than that, but still not like a good heirloom tomato. Find a seed saver online who has a good reputation and buy a selection of tomato seeds. There are hundreds of varieties available, and these are a few I like: Black Krym (the spelling varies), Black Brandywine, Pink Brandywine, Yellow Brandywine, and I like to experiment with others. I've never had a bad heirloom tomato, either. Also, since they're not hybrids, you can save the seeds from your very best, biggest, most flavorful tomato by simply spreading some of the seed-containing tomato ectoplasm (snicker), the goo in the tomato that has the seeds, onto a paper towel, letting it dry for a week or so. Make sure to space the seeds so that you can separate them come planting time, then when they're fully dry (OK, it might take 2 weeks, or even longer - you be the judge), putting them into a sealed plastic ziplock bag in the freezer. Come planting time, take them out a day or two before you wish to plant, put them in the butter compartment or a drawer in the fridge and let them warm slowly before placing them in a cool dark spot for a day or two, and then plant them. Basically you're letting them warm up slowly like they would outside in the soil.
Heirloom tomatoes have always been selected for flavor first and foremost. They range in color from white to yellow to orange to pink to red to brick red to purple to black (although they're called black, I'd call them dark brown). Most websites will describe the flavor along with the fruit description. Buy several types, but plant them apart else they will crossbreed and you'll end up with a hybrid - which might be great!
Here are a couple things I've learned about terminology.
Determinate: This means that you can determine almost exactly when the tomatoes will all be ripe. This characteristic of tomatoes is important commercially for things like tomato sauce, canned tomatoes, catsup, et cetera, so that they know when to have a crew ready to harvest the tomatoes, they can go to the field, almost all of the tomatoes will be at the same stage of ripeness so they don't have to go back over and over to pick them; they pick once and done. That's not what I look for in a tomato. I want one that will give me tomatoes all season long. Obviously, indeterminate means the exact opposite, or what I just described, and that's what I want.
Potato-leaf: This means that the plants leaves are shaped like a potato plant's leaves rather than a tomato plant's leaves. Potatoes, tomatoes, chilies, tomatillos, eggplants, tobacco, petunias, are all in the same family of plants, as are deadly nightshade and black nightshade. It's the Solanaceae family with over 3000 species. Being in the same family as tobacco, deadly nightshade and black nightshade, are probably why all parts of the tomato and potato plants are poison, as are green spots on potatoes. Yep! You can find more terms here.
The real secret is what to fertilize them with. I use Miracle Gro. I put 1 tablespoon of Miracle Gro per gallon of water and I add 1 rounded tablespoon of Epsom salt plus 1 tablespoon of demerara sugar. Miracle-Gro and its imitators are designed to be poured over the leaves of the plant. Try not to get it into the blossoms, but it's OK if you get it on the tomatoes themselves, just wash them well before eating (*see my note at the bottom). The Epsom salt gives them a nice rounded acid flavor, and helps build the root system. The demerara sugar helps them have a nice sweet flavor, in balance with the acid and "tomato" flavor. It also seems to increase blossoms, which in turn produce more tomatoes. The result is wonderful. Don't store the mix as the sugar seems to make the sulphur in the Epsom salt come out of solution and your mix will not work and it will stink like rotten eggs! Mix what you need and don't save any. The Miracle-Gro package will have a scoop (so do generics) for you to measure with. The tablespoon side is the big end, obviously, but there's a small scoop on the other end that's good for making fertilizer for other plants.
I've used generic Miracle Gro and it works just as well. The demerara sugar I buy is a brand called Zulka and it's wonderful for anything you already use white sugar for. It's not refined like white sugar; it's simply dried cane juice and smells and tastes like fresh sugar cane. Walmart sells a 4-pound bag at my local store for $2.58. That's close to the price for regular white sugar and there's no comparison when it comes to taste. Look for it on the sugar aisle in a clear plastic bag with green logo. The sugar is a light tan color. If you can't find it on the sugar aisle, check the Hispanic food aisle. I use it in place of white sugar for everything. You'll love it! I use it for baking, coffee, and to make jellies and jams. It gives them such a wonderful flavor, too!!!
Good luck and happy tomato-ing! :)
*Note: I make a general cleaner, veggie wash, shower spray, (and everything else) out of white vinegar and lemon juice. I buy generic white vinegar (it's exactly the same as the branded stuff) for about $3/gallon at Walmart or Kroger, and I use lemon juice that you'll find on the juice aisle in the grocery or dollar store for about $2/quart. I take a spray bottle (don't use one that's had harsh chemicals or poisons in it, obviously), clean it well with soap and water and rinse it well. Don't forget to pump some soap and water through the sprayer itself and be sure to rinse the whole thing well. I add 2 ounces, more or less, of lemon juice (shake the juice well before you pour) and 30 ounces of white vinegar to make a quart. It cleans counters, glass, floors, veggies, I spray it on the shower curtain to inhibit mold and mildew...all sorts of things. I even use it on my hands after I've been in the garden or playing with the animals. Ditto if you've handled onions, garlic or fish. I wash my hands well first, then spray my lemon juice-vinegar spray on them, rub well, and let air dry. Just remember to shake it each time before use; the lemon juice solids will settle to the bottom, otherwise.) The great thing about it is that it's 2 acids together - acetic acid in the vinegar (about 5% acetic acid) and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) in the lemon juice. It even has mild bleaching power. It kills 99.9% of household germs, it isn't toxic, and if you accidentally spray it on yourself or the dog or your dishes...so what? On top of all that, it's completely environmentally safe, it's cheap and it works!
I've tested this with everything from a 10-cent pack of hybrid wilt-free tomato seeds from the dollar store to several varieties of heirloom tomatoes and it never fails to make both a better plant and a better tomato flavor.
Start with good potting soil. I use generic stuff that costs $2.77 at Walmart or about the same price at Lowe's. "Wait", you're probably thinking, "I thought you said 'good potting soil'". I did.
I add hay which my 2 pet pigs, Shadow and Spig, have used as bedding and have broken down to short pieces. You can use grass clippings or even your own compost. Make sure to put some egg shells in the mix. Tomatoes need calcium and the tomato shells break down and help. It works. Try it. (If you don't have a compost bin, take a bucket or pail and put your veggie peels, egg shells, coffee and tea grounds - anything but animal products - into it and stir it every few days. You'll probably want to keep it outside. Even if it's not composted, feel free to put a cupful or two around your plants and gently mix it with the soil. It'll compost to some degree right there and it's increases the tilth of your soil so much.)
Next is variety. Yep, I said that it makes even cheap dollar store seeds produce better tomatoes, and that's true. They're better than grocery store tomatoes, but what isn't? OK, they're even better than that, but still not like a good heirloom tomato. Find a seed saver online who has a good reputation and buy a selection of tomato seeds. There are hundreds of varieties available, and these are a few I like: Black Krym (the spelling varies), Black Brandywine, Pink Brandywine, Yellow Brandywine, and I like to experiment with others. I've never had a bad heirloom tomato, either. Also, since they're not hybrids, you can save the seeds from your very best, biggest, most flavorful tomato by simply spreading some of the seed-containing tomato ectoplasm (snicker), the goo in the tomato that has the seeds, onto a paper towel, letting it dry for a week or so. Make sure to space the seeds so that you can separate them come planting time, then when they're fully dry (OK, it might take 2 weeks, or even longer - you be the judge), putting them into a sealed plastic ziplock bag in the freezer. Come planting time, take them out a day or two before you wish to plant, put them in the butter compartment or a drawer in the fridge and let them warm slowly before placing them in a cool dark spot for a day or two, and then plant them. Basically you're letting them warm up slowly like they would outside in the soil.
Heirloom tomatoes have always been selected for flavor first and foremost. They range in color from white to yellow to orange to pink to red to brick red to purple to black (although they're called black, I'd call them dark brown). Most websites will describe the flavor along with the fruit description. Buy several types, but plant them apart else they will crossbreed and you'll end up with a hybrid - which might be great!
Here are a couple things I've learned about terminology.
Determinate: This means that you can determine almost exactly when the tomatoes will all be ripe. This characteristic of tomatoes is important commercially for things like tomato sauce, canned tomatoes, catsup, et cetera, so that they know when to have a crew ready to harvest the tomatoes, they can go to the field, almost all of the tomatoes will be at the same stage of ripeness so they don't have to go back over and over to pick them; they pick once and done. That's not what I look for in a tomato. I want one that will give me tomatoes all season long. Obviously, indeterminate means the exact opposite, or what I just described, and that's what I want.
Potato-leaf: This means that the plants leaves are shaped like a potato plant's leaves rather than a tomato plant's leaves. Potatoes, tomatoes, chilies, tomatillos, eggplants, tobacco, petunias, are all in the same family of plants, as are deadly nightshade and black nightshade. It's the Solanaceae family with over 3000 species. Being in the same family as tobacco, deadly nightshade and black nightshade, are probably why all parts of the tomato and potato plants are poison, as are green spots on potatoes. Yep! You can find more terms here.
The real secret is what to fertilize them with. I use Miracle Gro. I put 1 tablespoon of Miracle Gro per gallon of water and I add 1 rounded tablespoon of Epsom salt plus 1 tablespoon of demerara sugar. Miracle-Gro and its imitators are designed to be poured over the leaves of the plant. Try not to get it into the blossoms, but it's OK if you get it on the tomatoes themselves, just wash them well before eating (*see my note at the bottom). The Epsom salt gives them a nice rounded acid flavor, and helps build the root system. The demerara sugar helps them have a nice sweet flavor, in balance with the acid and "tomato" flavor. It also seems to increase blossoms, which in turn produce more tomatoes. The result is wonderful. Don't store the mix as the sugar seems to make the sulphur in the Epsom salt come out of solution and your mix will not work and it will stink like rotten eggs! Mix what you need and don't save any. The Miracle-Gro package will have a scoop (so do generics) for you to measure with. The tablespoon side is the big end, obviously, but there's a small scoop on the other end that's good for making fertilizer for other plants.
I've used generic Miracle Gro and it works just as well. The demerara sugar I buy is a brand called Zulka and it's wonderful for anything you already use white sugar for. It's not refined like white sugar; it's simply dried cane juice and smells and tastes like fresh sugar cane. Walmart sells a 4-pound bag at my local store for $2.58. That's close to the price for regular white sugar and there's no comparison when it comes to taste. Look for it on the sugar aisle in a clear plastic bag with green logo. The sugar is a light tan color. If you can't find it on the sugar aisle, check the Hispanic food aisle. I use it in place of white sugar for everything. You'll love it! I use it for baking, coffee, and to make jellies and jams. It gives them such a wonderful flavor, too!!!
Good luck and happy tomato-ing! :)
*Note: I make a general cleaner, veggie wash, shower spray, (and everything else) out of white vinegar and lemon juice. I buy generic white vinegar (it's exactly the same as the branded stuff) for about $3/gallon at Walmart or Kroger, and I use lemon juice that you'll find on the juice aisle in the grocery or dollar store for about $2/quart. I take a spray bottle (don't use one that's had harsh chemicals or poisons in it, obviously), clean it well with soap and water and rinse it well. Don't forget to pump some soap and water through the sprayer itself and be sure to rinse the whole thing well. I add 2 ounces, more or less, of lemon juice (shake the juice well before you pour) and 30 ounces of white vinegar to make a quart. It cleans counters, glass, floors, veggies, I spray it on the shower curtain to inhibit mold and mildew...all sorts of things. I even use it on my hands after I've been in the garden or playing with the animals. Ditto if you've handled onions, garlic or fish. I wash my hands well first, then spray my lemon juice-vinegar spray on them, rub well, and let air dry. Just remember to shake it each time before use; the lemon juice solids will settle to the bottom, otherwise.) The great thing about it is that it's 2 acids together - acetic acid in the vinegar (about 5% acetic acid) and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) in the lemon juice. It even has mild bleaching power. It kills 99.9% of household germs, it isn't toxic, and if you accidentally spray it on yourself or the dog or your dishes...so what? On top of all that, it's completely environmentally safe, it's cheap and it works!
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Meteors, asteroids, and meteorites - Oh my!
"Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur C Clarke
So, you're sitting way out in the solar system beyond our ability to see and you have this massive launcher capable of throwing rocks the size of a city. Just like a bowler, a skeet shooter, or even a baseball batter - but with much better technology, you toss one rock one way at one speed - you have to get it going first because it has a longer path to the target - then you toss another rock from a different direction at a different speed, and a third with a different trajectory, all designed to coincide at one point at the same time.
Hey, guess what, sports fans, the US Army already does this! It's called a Time On Target. It's a Field Artillery fire mission where every available gun shoots the same grid location so that the rounds hit at precisely the same time. The farthest guns have to shoot at one time and the closer ones a few seconds later, all so that the splash - the artillery rounds hitting the target and detonating - occurs simultaneously. Baaaad day for anyone in that grid square; your world just blows the f*ck up.
Extrapolating our ability to do that to a larger, galactic-energy, or possibly just a solar system-energy scale, even we could do it. Any civilization capable of traversing space to get to us likely also would have mastered the ability to control energies on a massive scale, far bigger than where we are, or even where we'll be much further down the road when we can control our planetary energy and make it do what we want it to.
On top of the mastery of enormous energy, one would have to have the patience to set these bodies in motion years before their scheduled rendezvous with their intended target, with attention to their trajectories that defies our ability to muster, currently.
Likely? I have no idea. Possible? Yep!
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth" - Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
So, you're sitting way out in the solar system beyond our ability to see and you have this massive launcher capable of throwing rocks the size of a city. Just like a bowler, a skeet shooter, or even a baseball batter - but with much better technology, you toss one rock one way at one speed - you have to get it going first because it has a longer path to the target - then you toss another rock from a different direction at a different speed, and a third with a different trajectory, all designed to coincide at one point at the same time.
Hey, guess what, sports fans, the US Army already does this! It's called a Time On Target. It's a Field Artillery fire mission where every available gun shoots the same grid location so that the rounds hit at precisely the same time. The farthest guns have to shoot at one time and the closer ones a few seconds later, all so that the splash - the artillery rounds hitting the target and detonating - occurs simultaneously. Baaaad day for anyone in that grid square; your world just blows the f*ck up.
Extrapolating our ability to do that to a larger, galactic-energy, or possibly just a solar system-energy scale, even we could do it. Any civilization capable of traversing space to get to us likely also would have mastered the ability to control energies on a massive scale, far bigger than where we are, or even where we'll be much further down the road when we can control our planetary energy and make it do what we want it to.
On top of the mastery of enormous energy, one would have to have the patience to set these bodies in motion years before their scheduled rendezvous with their intended target, with attention to their trajectories that defies our ability to muster, currently.
Likely? I have no idea. Possible? Yep!
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth" - Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Anti-social Media
It occurs to me that with computers, and tablets, and smartphones, people interact more, but not in a helpful or social sense. At least not the sense of 'social' that I think of.
That's one reason why I resist the term 'social media'. To me, social media is sitting in a coffee shop on Sunday morning reading the New York Times, with your good Conservative acquaintance across from you with the Wall Street Journal and the two of you debating the merits of each side's positions over good coffee and the promise to do it again next Sunday, just as you have for years. And to keep it social, and civil, when the coffee's done and newspapers folded under arms, you shake hands or swap hugs and off you go, each having taken a little and given a little, compromising and trying to understand, and becoming the better for it, social-izing.
I think I have a new term for this medium on which I'm hypocritically communicating: Anti-Social Media.
That's one reason why I resist the term 'social media'. To me, social media is sitting in a coffee shop on Sunday morning reading the New York Times, with your good Conservative acquaintance across from you with the Wall Street Journal and the two of you debating the merits of each side's positions over good coffee and the promise to do it again next Sunday, just as you have for years. And to keep it social, and civil, when the coffee's done and newspapers folded under arms, you shake hands or swap hugs and off you go, each having taken a little and given a little, compromising and trying to understand, and becoming the better for it, social-izing.
I think I have a new term for this medium on which I'm hypocritically communicating: Anti-Social Media.
Friday, December 28, 2012
These are my emoticons dammit and screw you if you don't like 'em...
/. - skeptical "I don't think we should drive."
). - watchful "Keep your eyes on the road!"
(. -wistful "I wish we could find a restroom!"
°!* - drunk "I peed in your flowers? Heh heh. I mean...sorry"
). - watchful "Keep your eyes on the road!"
(. -wistful "I wish we could find a restroom!"
°!* - drunk "I peed in your flowers? Heh heh. I mean...sorry"
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
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