These are my emoticons dammit and screw you if you don't like 'em...

/.   - skeptical                                         "I don't think we should drive."

).  - watchful                                           "Keep your eyes on the road!"

(.  -wistful                                             "I wish we could find a restroom!"

°!* - drunk                                               "I peed in your flowers? Heh heh. I mean...sorry"